This is the email text sent from Plantboy today. Is it any wonder I'm totally in love with this man?
"Honey, a month or so ago the [water and electricity] board agreed to dip into $4.4 million in reserves to assist people who have lost their jobs and low-income folks pay their bills. One of the pieces of that agreement is to give a $30 credit to every customer. When that shows up in our next bill I would like to defer that credit and have it go to the customer care program that assists low-income individuals pay their bills. I love you and hope you got a nap today."