10. Do you want jam or honey on your peanut butter?
9. Not right now, the baby is crying!
8. How 'bout "I've Been Working On Railroad" one more time?
7. Do you guys want another movie?
6. Pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner?
5. "We're not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
4. But Mommy, it is too hot to sleep!
3. Don't touch my pee pee. (This is the Poopy Pirate's favorite line during diaper changes.)
2. Don't hurt your brother!
1. Is it bedtime yet?