Bork bork bork.
Bwah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Scallywag when he is laughing, Pirate when he is tantruming, and Tootypants when he is trying to get everyone's attention--his face turns purple when he does it.)
(Scallywag has decided that banana is his favorite funny word and Pirate has figured out that Mommy gets a lot less angry about "naughty" words if they start with "banana," because it means they are just being silly. I swear, the Poopy Pirate has Tourette's Syndrome. Besides his love of naughty words, often under his breath, he has a real OCD thing going--shuts doors and drawers like a man possessed, and he cannot tolerate even a crumb of dirt on his clothes or hands.)